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15. Your spouse and children refer to VBS as "Mom or Dad's 6-month homeland mission trip"

14. 1/2 of your wardrobe has "VBS" imprinted on it. The other 1/2 has paint stains

13. Your best china is made of paper and shaped like a safari hat

12. You've won "Most Valuable Shopper" at the local dollar store 10 years straight

11. You can't walk through your church preschool department without at least one devoted 4-yr old attaching himself to your leg

10. People ask if the glitter in your hair is a new look

9. Your garage looks like a mini-warehouse for Oriental Trading inventory

8. Each spring-every prospective helper you try to recruit seemingly vanishes from the planet

7. You go to sleep at night humming the VBS theme song

6. You wake up the next morning humming the VBS theme song

5. You can sing "Jesus Loves Me" in four languages

4. You introduce yourself to people by your VBS messenger board user name

3. Regardless of rain, snow, or sleet, you won't rest until you discover the VBS themes...for the next three years

2. You're number 1 on the church janitor's "Most Wanted" list

1. You'll give your life to see children come to know Jesus as their Savior and Lord!